Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dearest, darlingest Kabuchan, I'm about to kill Apophysis, happy birthday to you!
While not technically late, I had planned to have this posted before you woke up this morning. But alas, so goes the best laid plans of mice and men (notice it's not women) sometimes. Thankfully, this was just a glitch of some sort, and I'm not a mouse, nor a man, which we can all be thankful for.
I hope your day was filled with lots and lots of love and laughter. It's nice to have fond, fond memories (if your memory holds out that is) of the past to look back on I hear. From what I gather from a dear, dear English friend, the outlook going forward is bleak, so say the least. I know you'll make the best of it though; sags, bags, and of course lags, while smoking fags. As a quick aside, I came very, very close to buying 2 Colibri Quantum Windstar (catchy name, eh?) lighters instead of one, but knew I'd never heard the end of it, just as soon as you misplaced it.
I love you dearly, whack job that you are. I konw, I know...I have no room to talk.
Erica
PS...I wanted to get you a 'chew toy', but I just wasn't able to find one that met my, apparently unrealistic, standards. And truthfully, had I found one, I would have kept it for myself!
Are you threatening me with a feature?? Does the statement "I'm widowed at 39" look familiar to you, P? It should; you typed it and I read it in one of your journal entries. You know the one from the 18th, that I noticed had suddenly gone missing either Monday or Tuesday?
You're a devious wench, P! You knew you'd slipped up with that journal entry, and and when you saw your gift, you thought...oh cool, I'll lay it off on Erica. You hoped the mention of a feature would cause me to go 'blondpea', and I'd buy into it while you insisted that you'd only said it on the phone. And we both know about my sketchy memory, don't we?
Do you think for one second I'd want your sloppy seconds?
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Thank you for blabbing my age for all of dA to see ...
I would have shared the chew toy with you. But it would have been hell in shipping charges ...
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Kabu
My give a dAmn's busted ...
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Are you threatening me with a feature??
You're a devious wench, P! You knew you'd slipped up with that journal entry, and and when you saw your gift, you thought...oh cool, I'll lay it off on Erica. You hoped the mention of a feature would cause me to go 'blondpea', and I'd buy into it while you insisted that you'd only said it on the phone. And we both know about my sketchy memory, don't we?
Do you think for one second I'd want your sloppy seconds?
I had no intention of making you blondpea. I just wanted you to spend HOURS answering messages!!! LMSAO
I deleted past journals because it's the past. I don't feel that pain any longer and I don't want anyone who hasn't read it already to read it now.
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Kabu
My give a dAmn's busted ...
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'Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.' Ralph Waldo Emerson
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